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July 2005

A white man is missing…

...and so begins the media blitz. First of all, its hilarious to me that this nation can even get into these frenzies as they do over missing people. People go missing every single day, there are starving and homeless children in the streets. Women get beat up and raped every couple of minutes... but the…

OMG! This person is JUST LIKE ME!

So I like clicking the "next blog" button at the top of the page to see where it takes me. I once ended up at the blog of the guy who would be my soul mate if we actually knew each other and he didn't already have a gilfriend he was trying to marry. Anyway,…

Clearly, y’all have been sleepin on Popeye

These funky children are leaving my home today (spectacular yessss!) and I'm foregoing my morning jog since I'm getting my excercise bike later today. To all who ever slept on The Great Effort, today I sneer. Later, when I am svelte once again, I will laugh in your general direction. I've been thinking a lot…

It was more than just a one-night stand

The only thing better than high speed internet is FREE WIRELESS HIGH SPEED INTERNET. Olde Georgetowne is that jumpoff for real. Thanks to the unintentional generosity of one of my neighbors, I now have high-speed wireless internet in my mom's bedroom. I thought I wouldn't be able to jump this off until August, but the…

A house full of funky children

And I don't mean cool-funky. I mean stank-funky. Like, don't warsh yo' ass funky. WTH is the issue with children that they can't stand to bathe? I remember being that age and being so worried that I might smell. I carried deoderant in my bookbag and gave myself a little wipedown after outdoor lunch. My…

Vroom VROOM!

I've been so freaking heavy lately. Geez. What is wrong with me? Maybe it's the spectre of Charlotte looming over my head... knowing that when I go back I'm going back to stay for a superhellalong time. I might not leave again until—shudder—the middle of September! I jest. A little. I love Charlotte; I'm just…

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: My Thoughts

sidebar: was the first one called Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Anyway, I must say that I was surprisingly dissapointed. I really thought that the Roald Dahl-Tim Burton-Johnny Depp trifecta would have produced some wonderfully weird Wonka World on par with... well, everything else Tim Burton does. So what the heck happened? First of…