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August 2005

Awww yeah.

So I tried to run game on the Apple store today, but it didn't really work out. I did, however get invited to a spoken word night by the Black Apple Guy and I chatted hard with the Design Guy. Now I know that a: my computer is going to die soon, b: I should…

Just for the record:

DAMN I look horrible. I'm STILL fat, despite the fact that I excercise and I'm good if I eat one square meal a day... no snacks. I'm convinced that I'm either pregnant or this damn Paxil (which does nothing for me, by the way) is making me retain ungodly amounts of water. Fat people sweat,…

They’re coming. I can feel it.

I'm expecting to see some activity in the white bootleg market after August 30. Thanks Kanye! Heard 'em Say, track 2 on Late Registration, features the vocal stylings of Adam from Maroon 5, so perhaps this will generate some heavy crossover interest. I mean, it worked for John Mayer. It's a beautiful song, and I've…

I’m sorry, but…

I know I just posted like three minutes ago, but with the dissapearance of Olivia Newton John's boyfriend and NOW the missingness of music producer Julian Irwin, I had to speak out. Didn't I call it? Back when I made mention of the white man on the boat I told y'all that white men were…

Put the Fun Between Your Legs

So I asked my grandparents to bring me my bicycle, but I'm definitely not bringing it to campus for a while. I have to build up my street cred first. Back when I had a measure of crediblity, I couldn't ride the much celebrated cycle (a Christmas gift freshman year) because my grandfather didn't want…

Spectacular Yes

So it goes, I got the job in the Student Media offices and there's no way they can not hire me to work on the staff. I mean, how many other top-shelf writer/designers can they find on this campus? None as fly as me, I'm sure. This means that I'm on my way toward not…

Kanye is overrated.

Now that Kanye West has made the cover of Time magazine (I wonder if he made them pay for the interview...) I guess it's official. He's literally and figuratively the posterboy of hip-hop. Now, I will not deny that Ye can maka a hot track, but he is just not as hot as the world…

Some people are too damn sensitive.

There's a difference between saying something racist and saying something potentially offensive that happens to be unique to particular race. For example, to say, "Mexicans are dirty," is racist as hell. To say "Illegal imigrant Mexican children shouldn't be allowed to go to public schools," could be offensive and would therefore be considered racist, but…

D-Double Standards

Honestly, I don't watch MTV's "My Super Sweet Sixteen." I went to high school with those girls and I do NOT want to relive that b.s. However, when I saw little chubby Sophie snap on the uninvited girl who had the gall to be holding an invite in her hand, I had to keep watching.…

Where is PETA when you need them?

I just flipped past Fear Factor on Fox—PLEASE believe I do not watch Fear Factor like it's a valid show—but people were spitting milk into glasses, and I just knew that that milk had been sucked straight from a teat of some sort. I win: they were racing to suck milk from goats and fill…

Christians are some greedy suckers

Honestly, if I were an outsider looking in, I'd think we were crazy. My general religious/spiritual beliefs nonwithstanding (save it for another day), John Fountain took the words out of my head with his recent Washington Post article. Granted, I don't quite get the correlation between the failings of the church and the disconnect with…

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