So I tried to run game on the Apple store today, but it didn’t really work out. I did, however get invited to a spoken word night by the Black Apple Guy and I chatted hard with the Design Guy. Now I know that a: my computer is going to die soon, b: I should throw away Font Reserve and get Font Agent Pro, and c: I could surely get a part time job at the Apple Store.
Now, most people who know me know that if I’m hardcore about anything, it’s my hair, my people, and Apple computers. In that order. Wireless internet and Oreo cookies round out the top five. My life would truly make a 180 degree turn if I could work at the Apple store. I don’t even care what kind of job it is; I would sweep the damn floor if I could still get that discount. I would wear my little employee shirt with so much pride. I would use it as a conversation opener, “Yeah, you know, I work at the Apple store and…” Oh, man. This is going to be great.
I really suck at getting jobs in general, but I’m pretty good at getting good jobs that are going to get me somewhere. I’m not sure where iPod pushing is going to get me, but the Design Guy assured me that my knowledge of pro software would be a huge plus. My only weakness is lack of retail experience, but I could make mention of my side hustles to make up for that. Let’s just think good thoughts and count on a busy retail season.