Oh, just fuckin’ forget it Tuesday

In honor of me feeling like a young black slave for the past two weeks, and my having to go in to work at 8 in the morning, and my back feeling like a slab of frozen meat (please, Oasis Day Spa, have your power back on in the morning…), I have only semi-useful information:

– The only thing of value within the Nip/Tuck season finale was the commercial for Running With Scissors.

-Running With Scissors, by Augusten Burroughs, is going to be a movie. Now for real, someone has to check it out with me.

-Bacardi and grape juice is not a substitute for wine or muscle relaxers. If you remember nothing else, remember that.

The Bacardi and grape juice really seemed like a good idea at the time. They can’t all be winners.

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