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Just so you know…

this page renders for shit in IE/Win. Why do people still use IE anyway, and WHY would you STILL use IE on a Mac? Don't you have to like specifically look for the app in the dark pits of nested folders? That's telling you something. I've been trying to put my grandmother on to Firefox,…

I love my babies!

Spent the weekend in Florence with the family. I did succeed in getting a hold of some Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I think I ended up eating one chocolate and...6 glazed? Yes. Six glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts. All between lunch and dinner. I'm such a hog. Wanda, Greg, Kristin and Gregory also came down, so the…

Clearly, y’all have been sleepin on Popeye

These funky children are leaving my home today (spectacular yessss!) and I'm foregoing my morning jog since I'm getting my excercise bike later today. To all who ever slept on The Great Effort, today I sneer. Later, when I am svelte once again, I will laugh in your general direction. I've been thinking a lot…

A house full of funky children

And I don't mean cool-funky. I mean stank-funky. Like, don't warsh yo' ass funky. WTH is the issue with children that they can't stand to bathe? I remember being that age and being so worried that I might smell. I carried deoderant in my bookbag and gave myself a little wipedown after outdoor lunch. My…